Humor...

Well I made it all the way to Thanksgiving break! The kids almost killed me today...or was it me that almost killed them?
Whichever, we made it!!
So I'm home early and just finished a half bowl of reese's ice cream - MMmmm!

Here's a joke for you to enjoy:
What Men Expect When They Get Married Vs What Men Get

A man expects:
His wife will always be beautiful and cheerful, could have married movie starts, but wanted only you. Hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops. Beauty that won't run in a rain storm. Never sick, just allergic to jewlrey and fur coats. Insisits that moving the furniture by herself is good for her figure. Expert in cooking, cleaning the house, fixing the car, the tv, painting the house, and keeping quiet. Favorite hobbies: mowing the lawn and shoveling snow. Hates charge cards. Her favorite expression: "What can I do for you dear?" Thinks you have Einstein's brain but look like Mr America. Wishes you would go out with the boys so she can get some sewing done. And loves you because youre so good looking. That's what a man expects.

This is what a man gets:
She speaks 140 words a minute with gusts up to 180. She once was a model for a totem pole. She's a light eater: as soon as it gets light, she starts eating. Where there's smoke, there she is cooking. She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you say and everything you do. No matter what she does, her hair looks like an explosion in a steal wool factory. The last time she used a broom, it was to fly somewhere. If you get lost, open your wallet and she'll find you. She spends all day arguing with the neighbor to keep in practice till you get home.

Time to go find more ice cream...or something else to munch on. Ideas?